McDonald's Kaki Bola

Mother: You every day watch football until morning.
Mother: Like a Kaki Bola.
Mother: You will never find a find a girlfriend if you are a Kaki Bola.
Son: I will find one.
Mother: If you find one, she will run away.

Zap! Television goes off!
Son goes to McD.

Son: Are you a Kaki Bola too?
Girl: That is what my mum calls me.
Son: If I sit down... will you run away?
Girl: No... I won’t go anywhere.