Yuna - Dan Sebenarnya

Yuna-Dan Sebenarnya

oh bulan
jangan layan diriku lagi
pabila,
air mata membasahi pipi
dan lagu2 di radio seolah2 memerli aku
pabila,
kau bersama yg lain 
adakah perasaaan benci ini sebenarnya cinta
yang masih bersemadi untukmu
dan sebenarya ku mengharapkan
di sebalik senyuman mu itu
kau juga merindui aku
ku enggan
berpura pura ku bahagia
ku enggan
melihat kau bersama si dia
oh ku akui cemburu
telah menular dalam diri
pabila
kau bersama yang lain
adakah perasaaan benci ini sebenarnya cinta
yang masih bersemadi untukmu
dan sebenarya ku mengharapkan
di sebalik senyuman mu itu
kau juga merindui aku
pabila kau merenung matanya
ku rebah,
jatuh ke bumi
di saat kau benar-benar mahu pergi
seperti ku bernafas dalam air
adakah perasaaan benci ini sebenarnya cinta
yang masih bersemadi untukmu
dan sebenarya ku mengharapkan
di sebalik senyuman mu itu kau juga merindui aku
oh

Bullet Soup

在食堂排队，听见旁边一男生说：“师傅，来碗‘子弹菜花’汤！”（紫菜蛋花汤）哈哈，笑得我喷汤了。

Frog & Moth...

高二时，我们的语文老师是一个刚从南昌调到北京的老教师，他的口音特重．他的儿子靠上了清华建筑系，这也是他来北京的目的，他特为他儿子骄傲，总和我们说起他儿子，每次都这么说“偶（我）蛾（儿）子是青蛙（清华）大学蟾蜍（建筑）系的”．．．


蛾子如果到了青蛙和蟾蜍那里，不就成了点心了吗．．．

Confucius & His Student

当年找工作时，主考官问我哪年毕业的。
我本来是要说2000年的，结果一激动说：“两千年前。。。”

更瀑布汗的是，主考官竟然噢了一声，说：“孔子的学生吧。”

Funny Chinese Character

昨一同事问我。节日的节怎么写？我回答：草字头下面加一个节日的节去掉草字头！全体人员爆笑!我还一时没有反应过来~~~~~~~!

Constipation & Atoms

物理老师讲波：“这是一根粗弹簧，我从两端推它，看，它是不是变密(便秘)了？”

Hair... =_=

一次去市场买菜，准备聚餐，一个韩国朋友买了生菜，要2块4，他把身上所有的零钱都给了小贩，还缺一毛钱，所以他对小贩说--


“我的毛，都给你了，所以没有毛了。”

小贩哑然，半天，回答--
“你的毛我不要了。”

Liu Xiang & Chicken Wings...

想起来那会儿肯德基出留香展翅时，因为没看广告，是听别人说的，一直以为是刘翔给肯德基代言了。到了肯，直接跟服务员说我要刘翔展翅... ...

Make Your Order Now!!!

前几天下班和几个同事去一家小店吃饭，当时店里人挺多的，一个胖呼呼的服务员正忙的不可开交，一同事喊：“服务员~~”，那姑娘颠儿颠儿跑了过来：“几位结点啥帐？”，当时我们全倒，以后再去这家吃饭，点菜时候喊“服务员结帐”，然后吃完要走的时候喊“点菜！！”

Yen & Orang Utan

我同事要问人民币跟日元的汇率，他开口就说，人猿跟日元怎么兑换的。

What A President...

工会主席一番慷慨激昂地演说之后，最后一句达到了高潮：同志们，让我们今年的工作做得比明年更好！全场皆倒。

Steamed Teacher...

我们老师很厉害，有一天他这么说："把作业拿出来，我们对一下答案，对的打叉，然后在上面写上正确答案………"

When You Are Dining With Friends...

和一帮朋友吃饭 ...

其中一个人估计是被兄弟出卖了，郁闷的不行闷头喝了不少啤酒，然后脸通红的站起来大吼一声 ...
兄弟！不是出来卖的！！！
估计原来是想说兄弟不是用来出卖的 ...
当时偶们一桌十几个人就全趴了...

Looking For The Rain God

It rained !

cat and dog

Still, raining.
But, luckily it is slightly better than in the afternoon

Hoping
tomorrow would not rain
because I Am going to the town to haveBrunchwith Wei Ping

Search for the !

RAIN GOD

Are you wiiling to look at me?

可愛漢字

內地網上流傳一些遊戲文章，模擬字形相近的中文字之間的對話，看完令人忍悛不禁：

「晶」對「品」說﹕「你們家難道沒有裝修？」

「夫」對「天」說﹕「我總算盼到了出頭之日！」

「熊」對「能」說：「怎麼著窮成這樣啦？四個熊掌全賣了！」

「丙」對「兩」說：「你家什麼時候多了一個人，結婚了？」

「乒」對「乓」說：「你我都一樣，一等殘廢軍人。」

「兵」對「丘」說：「兄弟，踩上地雷了吧，兩腿咋都沒了？ 」

「王」對「皇」說：「當皇上有什麽好處？你看，頭發都白了！」

「口」對「回」說：「親愛的，都懷孕這麽久了，也不說一聲！」

「也」對「她」說﹕「當老闆了？出門還帶秘書！」

「日」對「旦」說：「你什麼時候學會玩滑板了？」

「果」對「裸」說：「哥們兒，你穿上衣服還不如不穿！」

「由」對「甲」說：「你什麼時候學會倒立了？」

「巾」對「币」說：「戴上博士帽就身價百倍了！」（「币」是「幣」的簡體）

「呂」對「昌」說﹕「和你相比，我實在家徒四壁！」

「扁」對「匾」說：「才敗選一次而已，就搞自閉？」

你說漢字是不是很可愛！

Trio In Queensbay Mall

The Trio In Queensbay Mall
We have been going to Queensbay every Friday, for few weeks. It kind of becomes our routine to be there and to inhale the conditioned-air in the mall. Ha-ha. I go to the mall with Wei Ping and Shen Uei.

Today, we visited Borders. The first time in my life, I have stepped in to Borders. My first impression on it was, ‘Wow! That was fascinating!’ It fascinates me and the other two. We were there for about one hour and more, we were looking and searching for books that we fond of. Actually, we did not intend to stay there for long, because we just wanted to pay a first time visit to Borders and see for ourselves – the interiors. But then, we were perplexed by the books in there (there are too many good and quality books in there! But... they are pricey too! Just can’t afford to seek our pocket to buy it now, perhaps in the future.) We stayed there, reading some books on the floor.

Finally, we walked out of Borders with coldness in us! It was freezing cold in there, we could not stand that, so we have to make a choice and leave it for our sake. Maybe we will come back to you Borders!

P/S: We left earlier due to the coldness, we did not quit because of the time factor! Ha-ha! We will be back Borders!

Cultural Divide? Chinese Wisdom? Your say...

An American, a Japanese and a Chinese went for a hike one day. It was very hot and, before long, they were sweating profusely.

When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water since it was fairly secluded.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their “freedom.”

As they were crossing an open area, a group of women from town appeared suddenly.

Unable to get to their clothes in time, the American and the Japanese quickly used their hands to cover their privates but the Chinese covered his face as the trio ran for cover!

After the ladies had left and the men had retrieved their clothes, the American and the Japanese asked the Chinese why he covered his face rather than his private part.

The Chinese replied, “I don’t know about where you come from but, in my country, it’s the face that people recognize.”

My New MSN~VISTA look!

This is the new look of my MSN in Vista base.

MORON!

I hate MORON!

They are the unwanted guests in special occasion.
They have the unwanted hands on your food.
They have the insincere attitude.
Stupidity is their profession.
Talking loudly is what they do best.

What else could have they done to you? Many to say... All in all, I hate MORON twice as much as I hate cockroaches.

One cent! April Fool's Day! Both at a time!

What a one cent can do after April! SELF DEFENCE! Wow... That seems very creative of her!