It isn’t scientifically proven and it hasn’t been featured on TV. Here’s a fun quiz to gauge your potential for badness (*the evil scale). Prepare yourself for the end result...
1. At the grocery store, you look as a stranger suddenly slips on a wet spot and falls down hard. You:
a) Keep silent, but feel guilty, because you didn’t tell anyone about the wet spot earlier
b) Rush over and ask, “Are you okay?”
c) Smile, because it was you who hid the “Caution: Wet floor” sign
d) Laugh out loud
2. Someone suddenly cuts your lane on the highway. You:
a) Get upset that Malaysians are such bad drivers
b) Are not bothered
c) Follow them, shout a few harsh words out of your car window and swerve your car into their lane
d) Throw up the middle finger and speed off
3. You’re at the mall and you see someone drop a RM 50 bill. You:
a) Take the money and donate it to charity
b) Pick it up and give it to the person
c) Look around to see if anyone saw it fall, pick it up and quickly walk the other way
d) Take the money and treat your friends to drink
4. When you’re plotting revenge on someone, how do you feel inside?
a) I feel like a terrible person for even thinking about revenge
b) I don’t “plot revenge” on people. I forgive them with my whole heart
c) Cool, calm, collected. Someone’s going down
d) Excited! Revenge sounds like a lot of fun!
5. You just finished shopping, and have about RM 5 left in change. You pass by a homeless person as you make your way to the car. You:
a) Give them a few coins, but keep the rest
b) Give them the RM 5 change
c) Reach into your pocket, rustle through the change and as the homeless person’s eyes light up, you just pull out your car keys and walk away smiling
d) Walk by and pretend not to notice them
6. If a friend confides you about an embarrassing crush, you:
a) Keep it a secret
b) Keep it a secret, unless you suspect it’s mutual, in which case you will play match-maker and set them up
c) Go after the crush yourself. All is fair in love and war
d) Tease him/her about it, preferably with the crush around
7. If someone puts you in charge of babysitting a two-year-old for the day, you will teach him/her:
a) A new word
b) To be obedient for as long as they live
c) How to manipulate people. Why not start them young?
d) To throw food at people’s faces
For every question, give yourself:
2 points for answer (a)
1 point for answer (b)
4 points for answer (c)
3 points for answer (d)
Scale of Evil
7 – 10 NOT EVIL. You, evil? You are an angel, and should apply for the Nobel Peace Prize.
11 – 18 A LITTLE EVIL. You commit the odd crime here and there, but there is nothing to be worried about.
19 – 24 QUITE EVIL. If you are not careful, you could find yourself in jail next month.
25 – 28 SUPER EVIL. You shouldn’t be on the loose. You are evil!
Ha-ha... How is the test for you? Don’t take it too hard.. It is just a test!
1. At the grocery store, you look as a stranger suddenly slips on a wet spot and falls down hard. You:
a) Keep silent, but feel guilty, because you didn’t tell anyone about the wet spot earlier
b) Rush over and ask, “Are you okay?”
c) Smile, because it was you who hid the “Caution: Wet floor” sign
d) Laugh out loud
2. Someone suddenly cuts your lane on the highway. You:
a) Get upset that Malaysians are such bad drivers
b) Are not bothered
c) Follow them, shout a few harsh words out of your car window and swerve your car into their lane
d) Throw up the middle finger and speed off
3. You’re at the mall and you see someone drop a RM 50 bill. You:
a) Take the money and donate it to charity
b) Pick it up and give it to the person
c) Look around to see if anyone saw it fall, pick it up and quickly walk the other way
d) Take the money and treat your friends to drink
4. When you’re plotting revenge on someone, how do you feel inside?
a) I feel like a terrible person for even thinking about revenge
b) I don’t “plot revenge” on people. I forgive them with my whole heart
c) Cool, calm, collected. Someone’s going down
d) Excited! Revenge sounds like a lot of fun!
5. You just finished shopping, and have about RM 5 left in change. You pass by a homeless person as you make your way to the car. You:
a) Give them a few coins, but keep the rest
b) Give them the RM 5 change
c) Reach into your pocket, rustle through the change and as the homeless person’s eyes light up, you just pull out your car keys and walk away smiling
d) Walk by and pretend not to notice them
6. If a friend confides you about an embarrassing crush, you:
a) Keep it a secret
b) Keep it a secret, unless you suspect it’s mutual, in which case you will play match-maker and set them up
c) Go after the crush yourself. All is fair in love and war
d) Tease him/her about it, preferably with the crush around
7. If someone puts you in charge of babysitting a two-year-old for the day, you will teach him/her:
a) A new word
b) To be obedient for as long as they live
c) How to manipulate people. Why not start them young?
d) To throw food at people’s faces
For every question, give yourself:
2 points for answer (a)
1 point for answer (b)
4 points for answer (c)
3 points for answer (d)
Scale of Evil
7 – 10 NOT EVIL. You, evil? You are an angel, and should apply for the Nobel Peace Prize.
11 – 18 A LITTLE EVIL. You commit the odd crime here and there, but there is nothing to be worried about.
19 – 24 QUITE EVIL. If you are not careful, you could find yourself in jail next month.
25 – 28 SUPER EVIL. You shouldn’t be on the loose. You are evil!
Ha-ha... How is the test for you? Don’t take it too hard.. It is just a test!
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